Italy 1 – 1 France

If you wanted to condense Zinedine Zidane’s career into a single match, it would be this. The genius part: a Panenka penalty that hits the bar, goes into the goal, bounces up out of the goal, hits the bar again and bounces back out. The psychopath part: nutting some big lad in the chest because of words. I’m sure Marco Materazzi didn’t mind, given that that action probably cost France the World Cup.