Leeds United 4 – 0 West Ham United

I’m not sure we can bill this as battle of the dads (Alfe-Inge Haaland for Leeds, Ian Wright for West Ham), but there’s not a lot else to say with this one other than the West Yorkshire United served up a beating to the East London one. Well, Neil Ruddock got sent off. Presumably when the third goal went in he decided he’d had enough and nicked off early for a pie and a pint.