Stoke City 6 – 1 Liverpool

But can you do it on a rainy* Sunday afternoon in Stoke? For Stevie G’s Liverpool swansong? I would’ve thought so, yeah. Well, you’d be wrong. As you can see, Gerrard got on the scoresheet himself and the Stoke team was almost like a reunion party, featuring old Reds teammates Scotch ruffian Charlie Adam and robotic beanpole Peter Crouch. Sure, Jon Walters supported Everton but then so did Stevie for a bit**. Let’s enjoy the party. Oh dear. Five nil at half time. Five. Needless to say, Brendan Rodgers didn’t last long after this and they hired some young upstart called Jürgen Klopp. Not sure what happened to him.

* Actually think the weather was fine.
** Actually not true.