West Ham United 4 – 0 AFC Bournemouth

‘Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind?’ they say in Auld Lang Syne, and yet these two have barely played each other. Fifteen times in all compeitions since 1929, to be exact. Anyway, a mere matter of hours into a new decade and it appeared that Bournemouth were still in the throes of a NYE cherry wine hangover. Davie Moyes’s first game in his second spell as Irons boss kicked off pretty spectacularly – so much so that even a late Aaron Cresswell red card got downgraded. Sometimes it’s your day.