Germany 5 – 1 Scotland

You’ve got to hand it to the Scots when it comes to support. They will bring it. The opening game of EURO 2024 could’ve actually been in Glasgow, such was the noise. The fans were there, the optimism was there. All that was lacking was the performance. I don’t need to tell you what happened with that, as the numbers speak for themselves. In fact, it’s kind of impressive that they managed to score without even having a shot on target. In a succession of terrible incidents, Ryan Porteous getting sent off with the type of two-footed tackle that in some countries could be considered a criminal offence was the lowest of the low.