England 2 -3 Croatia

You’d’ve thought that the English players would’ve fancied this one, what with it occurring in the pissing November rain (sorry Guns ‘n’ Roses fans). Within fifteen minutes, you could tell that they didn’t. Let’s be honest, you should be able to negotiate at least a draw in a climate you’re ordinarily massively accustomed to in order to qualify for a major international tournament. Scott Carson in goal. The Wally with the Brolly. What a night.